problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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