she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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