whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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