did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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