i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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