what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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