This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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