piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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