That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
of course. lets lasso hookers.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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