Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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