Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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