you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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