At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Buhtt sex?
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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