We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
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