this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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