Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Randomize
