But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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