I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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