She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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