we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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