i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
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