Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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