I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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