it was like his penis was on wheels.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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