I CAN MOONWALK!
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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