is wine microwaveable?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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