i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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