you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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