Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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