But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I love how my cats smell like pot.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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