dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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