You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
