It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
What drink are we having for lunch?
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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