He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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