I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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