Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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