but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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