Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
it was like his penis was on wheels.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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