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fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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