So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
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