My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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