im holly from the hills drunk
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
