Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
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