you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I got her a Nickelback box set.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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