we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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