my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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