Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
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