these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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