No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I want a musical about memes.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
