Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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