38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Randomize
