Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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